Legend has it St. Nick used to reward misbehaving children with bundles of twigs, bags of salt, and strings of garlic. Considering these alternatives, a lump of fossil fuel doesn't sound half bad. Duke Cannon honors this tradition with Big Ass Lump of Coal - a premium soap formulated with activated charcoal and featuring the masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper.
Key Features:
-3x bigger and better smelling that traditional lumps of coal
-Made in the USA by humans, not elves
-May encourage mischief and/or general tomfoolery
-A rich, masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper that smells nice, not naughty
-According to Cindy in Accounting, this is a "super cute" gift for guys.
-10 oz.
Key Features:
-3x bigger and better smelling that traditional lumps of coal
-Made in the USA by humans, not elves
-May encourage mischief and/or general tomfoolery
-A rich, masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper that smells nice, not naughty
-According to Cindy in Accounting, this is a "super cute" gift for guys.
-10 oz.
Ingredients: Sodium Tallowate, Sodium Cocoate And/Or Sodium Palm Kernelate, Water (Aqua, Eau), Glycerin, Fragrance, Sodium Chloride, Activated Charcoal, Pentasodium Pentetate
